It's 3:14am and I can't believe it but I'm playing chess on /b/...

wtf?! XD

|♖|♘|♗|♔|♕|♗|♘|♖|
|♙|♙|♙|__|♙|♙|♙|♙|
|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|
|__|__|__|♙|__|__|__|__|
|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|
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|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|♟|
|♜|♞|♝|♚|♛|♝|♞|♜|

Funny thing is that because most of /b/ doesn't know how to read chess notation, they're having a hard time screwing my game up.

Edit: final position:

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|♙|♙|__|__|__|♙|♙|♙|
|__|__|♘|__|♗|__|__|__|
|__|__|♙|__|__|__|__|♟|
|♛|__|__|♙|♟|__|♝|__|
|__|__|__|♟|__|__|♗|♟|
|♟|♟|♟|♞|__|__|__|__|
|♜|__|♝|♚|♕|__|__|__|
1. e4 Nc3
2. d5 Nxd4
3. QxN e6
4. f4 Qf6
5. e5 Qg6
6. Nf3 d4
7. Bd3 Qh5
8. Nc3 a5
9. Nb5 Ra6
10. Nxc7+ Kd8
11. NxR b7xN
12. Qb6+ Ke8
13. Qc7 Ne7
14. Be3 a4
15. 0-0-0 Bd7
16. Bb6 Bb5
17. Qd8 ++ (checkmate; bishop defends queen)

Good game! By far the most intelligent thing I’ve seen on /b/ in awhile.